The Kingdom of Womble 13254 is a massive, socially progressive nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, absence of drug laws, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, democratic population of 4.675 billion Womble 13254ians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Defense, although Welfare, Healthcare, and Administration are also considered important, while International Aid and Spirituality are ignored. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 6.2%.

The strong Womble 13254ian economy, worth 214 trillion lire a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is led by the Door-to-door Insurance Sales industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Automobile Manufacturing, and Soda Sales. Average income is 45,983 lire, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 296,368 per year while the poor average 2,882, a ratio of 102 to 1.

Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Womble 13254's national animal is the fox, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Womble 13254 is ranked 240,862^nd in the world and 14,444^th in Chicken overlords for Most Patriotic, with 3.19 flags saluted per person per day.